In Phase I
of the Geoige Pupa Web site, the Geoige Pupa Preservation Society is reformatting a number of short stories and cartoons from
around 1990, when everything was separate. In future phases, we will begin to see how the walls between worlds eventually
collapsed, creating an enormous continuity which Geoige referred to as the Stupiverse. In the early days, however, everything
stood more or less alone, and it was completely stupid.
we have been able to sift through the vast tomes of Geoige’s work, we have determined that Phase I should include the
first nine Adventures in the Land of Stupid stories, the first two Adventures of a Big, Ugly Snack-Cake stories, the first
two Turkey Viking stories, the first episode of the serialized tale The Adventures
of Mr. Turkey, and season 1 of the cartoon Wacko the Duck, brought to you through
the wonders of “Pupamation.”
changes have been made since the original writing, which bear mention in this introduction. The Big, Ugly Snack-Cake was originally
written more specifically as a big, ugly Twinky. In fact, anywhere you see mention of a “snack-cake” in these
works, the phrase is replacing the word “Twinky.” Geoige himself made the change, because he didn’t want
to share his majestic wealth with “those sniveling Hostess pixies,” as he was fond of calling them. The same is
true for those “Mouse loving freaks” at the Walt Disney Company, when it comes to Wumble, who was one of the original
supporting characters in the Wacko the Duck cartoon. Wumble, as it turns out, was
a Wuzzle, plain and simple; and Wuzzles, as we all know, were trademarks of the “Mouse People.” Therefore, Wumble
has been renamed and slightly recolored digitally according to Geoige’s specifications. The character shall henceforth
be known as “Toothpick,” because that seemed the most sensible thing to call him.
has been left out of Phase I are several bits of fan fiction, and two serial stories of Geoige’s own creation. The fan
fiction included Geoige’s first story “Star Trek Part 3,985,” as well as “Demented Masters of the
Universe,” “Demented Princess of Power,” “Demented He-Man,” and “Superman XXXVIII.”
serialized stories both featured a character named Super Dude, and each consisted of three episodes. The first cycle was called
Super Dude, and the sequel was Son of Space
Ape. The Super Dude cycles have been left out, because they sucked to a shameful degree. Geoige once admitted that he
hated them with a passion surpassing that of his searing lust for Bill Cosby’s closeted Italian shadow, Mr. Pibble,
and that all they really were was an account of himself playing Donkey Kong and
Donkey Kong Jr. and changing the names and situations to suit his evil needs.
it is true that some of the stories we have chosen to present also suck to a shameful degree, they only do so, because Geoige
wanted them to. Such is the case with the first episode of The Adventures of Mr. Turkey
especially. As we post these works, just have faith that it’s all going someplace worth following, and enjoy these tales
for what they are: a collection of brilliant artistry that your feeble minds may never be able to fully understand.
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