Many years ago, on a Viking ship in the middle of the
ocean, Lobster Man was visiting again. Turkey Viking was out gathering seaweed. All of the sudden, a flying saucer came down
and captured the ship.
Turkey Viking dropped his seaweed
and went after the flying saucer. When he got onboard, he saw in the pilot’s chair an alien with a crown. He asked the
alien who he was and what he was doing.
The alien said, “I’m the
Great Alien King. I’m getting revenge for what you did to my son a while back.”
Turkey Viking said, “Ah, shut
up, elephant booger!” Then he beat up the king and threw him into the sea, after taking his crown. Then he saved his
He then told Captain Mustard Mush
that he was going to the alien planet for a while to be the new king and teach the aliens to be nice. Lobster Man agreed to
take care of things until he returned. Then Captain Mustard Mash, Mr. Retardo, and the whole crew cried, as Turkey Viking
put on the crown and flew into space.