After they were married, the killer sandwich and Mrs. Killer Sandwich moved to California and tried to get rich and famous. Mr. Sandwich ate lots of talent agents, but soon found that wasn’t the way to get a job. Mrs. Sandwich, however, found the man who was the agent for Jaws, Godzilla, Dracula, and Frankenstein. She and her husband got an interview with him, and he loved them. He gave the killer sandwiches their own talk show.

The killer sandwich got to interview and attack many famous people, and Mrs. Sandwich sang. The Killer Sandwich Show got great ratings! Soon the killer sandwiches were doing Doritos commercials and making the front page on The National Enquirer  every week. Mr. Sandwich wrote an autobiography, which was made into a movie: The Killer Sandwich Story, which he starred in himself. Everything they did was a success, and soon they had a son: Killer Sandwich, Jr.

The killer sandwich said to himself, “Well, this has been a stupid sequel. It was happy, but I’d like to kill more people next time.”

The End