One day, in Tokyo, a big frog that was five stories tall and had three eyes and ten legs jumped out of a lake and started eating people. Everyone was upset, so the army started shooting at the frog. He got mad and fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in Iraq! The people of Tokyo had gotten rid of him. The frog saw Saddam Hussein, who ran away from him. The frog wanted to eat Saddam so much that he ate everyone in Iraq trying to find him.

When he finally found him, Saddam ran away, but the frog’s tongue chased him by stretching. Saddam finally got tired and gave up, so the frog’s tongue got him, and the frog ate him. Then the frog hopped off into the sunset.

The End