Geoige Pupa has been rejected by every publisher and newspaper syndicate known to man within the past fifteen years.
Therefore, after many a letter suggesting he "try the Internet," he has. His favorite color is puce. His favourite colour
is Fat Stain Yellow. His aroma is likened to that of a pigme sea gnat. He certainly has. And he will again. Unfortunately,
he is believed dead and understood to be quite beyond reconciliation at this point in his seemingly endless life. Geoige Pupa,
when he dwelt among the mortals of this land, was often heard announcing at dinner parties that he had more midichlorians
than H. Ross Perot.