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Geoige Pupa

Sailing in the Land of Stupid

By Geoige Pupa



Long ago and far away, in the Land of Stupid, the pickle and the mushroom decided to go sailing. They went out and bought a sailboat and went to the lake. As soon as they got to the middle of the lake, a big storm started. The boat was tossed all about, and it blew way, way, way, way, way up into the sky. The pickle and the mushroom, of course, were knocked unconscious.

When they woke up, they found themselves in the clouds. Since clouds were made of water, the boat sailed fine. That is, until they hit something hard.

When they looked to see what it was, they saw that it was the Cloud King. He hated it when vegetables sailed in his clouds, so he threw them up higher and higher and higher, until they reached outer space.

There, they saw King Meatball, the ruler of the planet Spaghetti Sauce (that is, until they had blown it up a long time ago). He recognized them, grabbed their boat, and threw it as far as he could.

They fell down and down and down, until they hit the lake. Then they brought the boat to the land and burned it to the ground. They vowed never to sail again, and they lived strangely ever after.


The End


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