Long ago, on a Viking ship in the middle of the ocean,
Mery the sea king was visiting his old friend Captain Mustard Mush. He had brought along Lobster Man, the hero of the underwater
world, to protect him.
Turkey Viking and Lobster Man were
comparing their brave deeds, when a huge sea monster rose out of the water. All of the men on the ship were terrified.
Lobster Man looked at Turkey Viking
and said, “Stay back; I can handle it.” He then jumped up into the monster’s face and pinched its nose.
King Mery ran out on deck and shouted,
“Lobster Man! You can’t defeat him! It’s Bigen, the ancient sea creature!”
Lobster Man asked, “How did
he get here? I thought he was entombed by the Diamond of the Deep!”
Just then, Shortneck the vulture flew
by. “He was! But I removed the Diamond, and now he’s not!”
The sea monster then licked Lobster
Man off of his nose and swallowed him. Then he ate Turkey Viking’s best friend, Mr. Retardo. Turkey Viking was really
mad, so he flew up to Shortneck and shouted, “Where’s the Diamond?”
Shortneck said, “You’ll
never find it. I…” With that, Shortneck died.
Turkey Viking flew off and searched
for hours. When he came back, he kicked Shortneck in the stomach. Then the diamond flew out of the vulture’s mouth.
Shortneck had eaten the diamond. That
was why he had died.
Turkey Viking threw the Diamond at
the monster. The monster returned to his tomb, and Lobster Man and Mr. Retardo returned to the ship. That night, the crew
had vulture for dinner.