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Geoige Pupa

Attack of the Killer Sandwich

By Geoige Pupa


This is the story of a once ordinary boy and a once ordinary sandwich and how they ruined each other’s lives.


For Joey, it was an ordinary lunch at school. He had brought his two sandwiches, and now he was going to get some milk from the cafeteria. He got the milk but forgot to pay for it, so the evil lunch lady put a curse on his sandwiches and brought them to life. Joey had already eaten one before he noticed the other gnawing at his elbow. He knocked it off and said, “What’s going on?”

The sandwich looked up and said, “You ate my brother! Now you must pay!”

Joey started freaking out. Then the sandwich ran off. Joey decided he was seeing things, so he went home that day and thought nothing of it—until later that night.

At around 9:00, Joey found out that all of his closest friends had been killed violently with a sharp object. He remembered the sandwich. He remembered the sandwich’s fangs. He ran off to the police station and told them what he knew.

Soon after that, he was in the nut house. The killer sandwich would visit every once in a while to make sure Joey would keep seeing him and be kept in the nut house for a long time.


The End


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