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Geoige Pupa

Attack of the Killer Sandwich


The Christmas Feast

By Geoige Pupa


It had been a long time since Joey had gotten out of that big mess with the killer sandwich, and, as far as he knew, it was over. It was Christmas, and Joey was having a big dinner with his huge family. Joey was asked to say the blessing, since this was his first Christmas at home in a long time. While he was saying the blessing, his grandfather keeled over in his spinach and died. He was followed by the whole family, except for Joey.

Joey started freaking out, when he realized what was going on. He shouted, “Get away! No, on second thought, come here. Kill me! I’ve got nothing to live for! You’ve already ruined my life!”

The killer sandwich hopped up on the table and said, “No! If I killed you now, you’d be too happy.” And so the sandwich left.

Joey soon went back to the nut house to help him cope with his problems.


The End


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